[ the video feed lightens up with a familiar freckled face, though this one with a noticeably missing ear. that should help even out the chances of which twin it is. ]Now that we've all been here for longer than anyone would have liked it's come to our attention that there are only so many times you can battle giant spiders with two tails or some- ( Read more... )

I know this is probably wishful thinking or ... whatever, but has anyone seen a taser lying around? I kind of ... [ this is the sheepish tone of her quickly fading dignity ] lost mine. I had it in my purse, and ... well ...

Yeah. Not exactly the smartest thing I've done since waking up, that's for sure. Anyway, I figured I'd ask around.